apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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