I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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