He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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