Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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