I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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