ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I wear drunk well.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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