everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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