Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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