Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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