I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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