Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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