Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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