I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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