i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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