Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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