she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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