The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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