idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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