Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Everyone says I win the strip club
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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