my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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