dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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