Define "chronic" masturbator.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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