He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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