Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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