im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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