i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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