True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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