I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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