Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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