its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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