so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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