I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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