apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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