margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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