I like to think it a success when the cops are called
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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