I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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