ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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