Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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