I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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