You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just pee around me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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