Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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