As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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