Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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