then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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