Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you had me at cake vodka
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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