I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
North Korea, Best Korea!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Randomize
