The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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