hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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