If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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