would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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