your parents love me but you hate me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize