Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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