On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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