Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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