People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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