Don't you send me to vm
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sorry about my life...
Randomize
