Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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